This is a riff on the question of whether or not the penalty last week for one of the Giants not getting completely off the field before the play began is reasonable. It debates the relative merits of hockey and football and turns on questions of certainty according to Wittgenstein. I've been meaning to post it for all week and haven't gotten around to it; I wanted to introduce it with some sort of witty verbiage, but that isn't going to happen, so just trust me that it can best be described as friggin' hilarious and go read it.