Thursday, November 09, 2006

Artest of the Year

What's K-Fed got that Ron Artest doesn't? It sure isn't a decent right cross.

Sadly, the answer to the above question seems to be 6,142 more suckers willing to buy his album. Both discs dropped this past Halloween and, apparently Artest has managed to move only 343 albums in the first week. Of course, if he gets himself together and kicks the crap out of Leonardo DiCaprio next time he's in LA, then who knows how far he might go.

1 comment:

mold pimp said...

Yes, he has sold only 343 albums so far. But, as he tells it, he is a victim of being protrayed by the media as a thug and has since been vilified after "The Brawl". You know, everyone IS against him and THE MAN is keeping Artest from succeeding in life, liberty, and pursuit of recording fame.

I think there needs to be a wager: Who will sell more records - Ron Artest "My World" featuring songs like "Haters" and "Workin' the Pole" or Miami Vice's Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" circa 1993.