Wednesday, September 13, 2006

"But Mom, Mrs. Reagen told me to just say, um...yes?"

In response to vgjcd below, at least Mrs. Livelsberger (doubtless, no parental paragon) was fully aware of the behavior she was reinforcing. Which, perhaps is more than you can say for Uncle Sam.

On the bright side, today's news has inspired the president to spark a new education program, "No Child Left Behind In A Cloud of Smoke." Insiders on the hill have been referring to it informally as the Otto's Jacket initiative.

1 comment:

mold pimp said...

This is following W's father's program to convince others that divulging in a frosty, cool beverage isn't as bad as it seems. If I remember it correctly, it was the "1000 pints of Lite" initiative.