Pre-Board For Self-Loathing Now

So you sit around all day at work thinking, "All I need is one good idea, and I'm out of here!" Well, Erik Blevins has 12 great ideas and he's giving them away - (weirdly) to comedian Patton Oswalt. Here's what Oswalt had to say:

On Valentine's Day, 1998, I received the first of many letters from a Staples employee named Erik Blevins. He is an aspiring screenwriter. He'd spotted me for the eight seconds I was onscreen in a film called Down Periscope and became convinced that I can "get movies done".

He eventually sent Oswalt twelve movie pitches. Get ready to watch a man "poop money A BUNCH OF TIMES..."